When you take six straight guys on a trip to the middle of no where to do "not so straight things" with one another, you have to keep motivation in mind. Money works for getting them there, but after a few days, the concept of big bucks loses its pizzazz. They haven't yet gotten the money nor do they have any ability to spend it. At that point, you need promises of the heterosexual holy land - a strip club.
So, when Day Four rolled around, I told the guys over breakfast that if they did well, they could go to a strip club for our final night at the castle. Then, mixing in a bit of that reward system with the activities for the day, I started the video a little later with a hunter's practice deer in the foreground and the guys in the back.
"What's gonna happen now is you guys are going to shoot the deer, and then whoever... yes we see the penis... so whoever gets closest to the heart area on the fake deer - it's got a target on its side - gets a hundred bucks extra for the strip club tonight." The guys whooped and hollered in response.
Duke was the first to test his archery skills... and he missed the deer entirely. Ashton, probably the most athletic of the bunch, took the bow and arrow next. "Come on, Ash. Kill it, buddy," Caleb encouraged, but Ashton's arrow hit the deer in the leg and bounced off. Jersey shot next and shot quickly. He made contact with the lower neck area and it stuck. Caleb threw out a "yeah!" and the others adulated in support of Jersey's getting it in the jugular, making it spew imaginary blood.
Rocky followed after that, and Caleb gave him instructions on how to do it. "Goes on top of there. Do it top of there," he said as he pointed to the bow. "It's not going to work. It's going to fucking fall right there," he continued, pointing towards the ground where the arrow would land. Jersey interjected, "Yeah, you want me to show you how to do this? You're doing your arrow wrong. That's why it's going to shoot all fucked up." "Fuck all you guys," Rocky told them after he pulled his archery equipment away. He shot it his way and hit just outside the inner foam target area, the best shot yet.
By the conclusion of the competition, the deer had somehow managed to get shot several times, and I, in turn, announced the winner. I also reminded the guys of the task at hand. "So, _____ gets an extra hundred bucks to go to the strip club tonight. But... you guys gotta do a lot more dick sucking before then!" "I hate you deer!" Rocky play yelled in some misplaced aggression response then attacked, almost impaling himself on the arrows still sticking out the deer's side. I laughed, too, as its head came off and it fell over to the ground.
And then, later that night, the guys did get to go to that strip club... but beforehand... well. Damn, I love my straight guys eating ass and getting nut in their butt cracks job!
In high school, Stanton was the storybook football quarterback who dated the cheerleader. Then he went into civil engineering before taking turns bouncer at a country bar and casino security detail. He's a talker, too. He was so talkative and incredibly intelligent my crib sheet with the standard questions was practically useless. And a few minutes later he was stripping down to show me his bright orange pubes and very nice dick.
The castle finale is here... and I bet you're ready to watch."
Starring: Stanton, Ashton, Caleb, Dean, Duke, Jersey, Rocky (II)